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Posted by Guy on January 27, 2003 at 22:05:20:

In Reply to: New Kitten! posted by anteres on January 22, 2003 at 21:33:31:

"Ahhh yes! All the better to hear you with the can opener my dear...."

"And what big eyes you have!"

"Ahhh yes! All the better to catch you trying to eat something without sharing , my dear....."

"And my! What big paws you have!"

"Ahh yes! All the better to scare you with, my pretty"

"And goodness! What a long tail you have!"

"Ahh yes! I do rather like it myself, too bad your race of monkey slaves de-evolved to the point of lacking such a crucial anatomical feature. Personally I think your type would be far more appealing had you retained it! And please! How many times must I tell you?! Put some fur on, ya dang hairless ape!"

A fine looking lad you have there! I hope he provides a lifetime of kitty goodness and frolicality!!

Guy

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