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Posted by PHPuma on August 19, 2002 at 20:37:24:
The MeowChat Army, with a motto of "We Serve So That Other Kits May Know Peace," plans litterbomb missions against bad people who harm cats or their animal-loving humans. For special occasions, Sgt. Pepper's Marching Band plays a variety of music. Led by Majer Genral Pita, the MeowChat Army now has an Air Furce of Tomcat planes (with litterbomb munitions) and flying "ace" LT Sebastian. The Navy consists of a borrowed underwater boat with Tommyhawk Missiles (armed with litterbombs), with Tommyhawk misshuns planned by Capt Midnight. The Covert Akshuns Team (CAT), consisting mainly of LTs Simba and Gervais (appropriately deaf) covertly seeks out the location of miscreants and of nearby innocents; the BOBS2 force, led by Majer Bayli, escorts innocents away right before litterbomb attacks. If a ground force becomes necessary, the B.A.R.N.C.A.T.S. (Bob Area Relocation to Nature; Catch And Transport to Safety) Some of the misshuns are carried out completely via the Message Boards. Others have preparations on the boards, but the final targetting and bombing occur during one of the hosted Meow Chats. OFFISHUL MeowChat ARMY ROSTER The Infuntry & Air Furce Majer Genral Pita--pilot and commanding offiser Capt. Midnight--misshun planner BOB2S & CAT (Covert Akshun Team) Majer Bayli--offiser in charge LT Mufasa--communicashuns eggspert Fire Team (Bazookas) Pvt. Gonzo (Gonzilla Gonzo King of all da Pooh-Fire Monsturs) Tank Corps Pvt. Babba (serves part-time in support uf CAT / BOBS2 units) (Dis) Orderly Room Capt. Sam--offiser in charge Sgt. Norton MeowChat Army Meowdical Unit (MAMU) Majer BearBear--head nursiekit and offiser in charge 1LT Munchkin LT Boo B.A.R.N.C.A.T.S. (Bob Area Relocation to Nature; Catch And Transport to Safety) Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Harts Club MeowChat Army Marchin' Band Sgt. Pepper--drum majer & band leader Cpl. Angel Spiritual Services Unit Capt. Chaplin Father Tom * * Deenotes soljers to be eggscused fur band practiss when not on actiff dooty FORMER MEMBERS - LOST OR GONE TO RAINBOW BRIDGE (In Memorium) BOBS / CAT teams
Below is a write-up of the Meow Chat Army that we last updated in May of 2001 (wif a couple updates fur kits who haff gone to the Bridge since then). It incloods the last offishul Army Roster (correkshuns are welcome) ...
And, should any brave MeowChat Army troops get injured, the MeowChat Army Meowdical Unit (MAMU), led by Majer Nursiekit BearBear, is ready to care for them, with the skilled services of Doctor Maxie Rose. Capt. Sam leads the (Dis)Orderly Room, assisted by Sgts. Ralph & Norton, and religious services are provided by Capt Chaplain Father Tom, LT Rev. Michael, and LT Rabbikit. LT Tornado, commissary offiser, prepares field rashuns and helps organize celebratory feasts following MeowChat Army Misshuns.
LT Tornado--commissary offiser
LT Sebastian--fighter pilot
Sgt. Mu Shue
Sgt. Chief &
Sgt. Teddy--hoomin Navy liasons
Pvt. Minx
Pvt. Mittens
Pvt. Ferris
Pvt. Mikey (St.Louie) *
Pvt. Charcoal
Pvt. Jasmine
Pvt. Spanky
Pvt. Rum Tum Tigger
Pvt. Goalie
Pvt. Byng
LT Simba (PumaKit) & Lt. Gervais--co-leaders of CAT (Covert Akshuns Team)
Pvt. Casey
Pvt. Muffin
Pvt. Chloe
Pvt. Simba (Wiscatsin)
Sgt. Crystal
Pvt. Panther *
Pvt. EmmaJean
Pvt. Kiko
Pvt. Lightning
Dr. Maxie Rose (part-time)
Pvt/Sgt Pepper (part-time)
Cpl. Louis
Pvt. Whiskers
Sgt. Popoki *
LT Maddie
LT Minette
LT Shelby
LT Sophie-Marie
LT Tita
LT Diana
LT Mushka
LT Nikki
LT Patches *
Dr. Maxie Rose
Dr. Ludokit (on long term leave)
Dis furry eleet team is maintaining anonymity (shudder).
Pvt. Mikey (St.Louie)
Pvt. Mikey (Geowgia)
Pvt. Panther
Pvt. Popoki
Pvt. Conner (drums)
Pvt. Luci
Pvt. Patches
Pvt. Dash -- drum majer
1LT Rabbikit
LT Reverend Michael (St.Louie)
Pvt. Shy
Pvt. Timid
Genral Spunky, posthumously pwomoted to 5-star Genral -- 1/21/2001
(Dis)Orderly Room
MSgt. Ralph
MAMU
Pvt. Kayla
Civilian Consultants
Capt. Ted