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Posted by PHPuma on August 29, 2002 at 23:03:24:

MeowChat Army Roster (last updated 8/29/2002)

The MeowChat Army, with a motto of "We Serve So That Other Kits May Know Peace," plans litterbomb missions against bad people who harm cats or their animal-loving humans. For special occasions, Sgt. Pepper's Marching Band plays a variety of music. Led by Majer Genral Pita, the MeowChat Army now has an Air Furce of Tomcat planes (with litterbomb munitions) and flying "ace" LT Sebastian. The Navy consists of a borrowed underwater boat with Tommyhawk Missiles (armed with litterbombs), with Tommyhawk misshuns planned by Capt Midnight. The Covert Akshuns Team (CAT), consisting mainly of LTs Simba and Gervais (appropriately deaf) covertly seeks out the location of miscreants and of nearby innocents; the BOBS2 force, led by Majer Bayli, escorts innocents away right before litterbomb attacks. If a ground force becomes necessary, the B.A.R.N.C.A.T.S. (Bob Area Relocation to Nature; Catch And Transport to Safety) can be activated. The latest addition to the MeowChat Army furces is a tank corps.
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:And, should any brave MeowChat Army troops get injured, the MeowChat Army Meowdical Unit (MAMU), led by Majer Nursiekit BearBear, is ready to care for them, with the skilled services of Doctor Maxie Rose. Capt. Sam leads the (Dis)Orderly Room, assisted by Sgts. Ralph & Norton, and religious services are provided by Capt Chaplain Father Tom, LT Rev. Michael, and LT Rabbikit.

LT Tornado, commissary offiser, prepares field rashuns and helps organize celebratory feasts following MeowChat Army Misshuns.

:Some of the misshuns are carried out completely via the Message Boards. Others have preparations on the boards, but the final targetting and bombing occur during one of the hosted Meow Chats.

:OFFISHUL MeowChat ARMY ROSTER

:The Infuntry & Air Furce

:Majer Genral Pita--pilot and commanding offiser

:Capt. Midnight--misshun planner
:LT Tornado--commissary offiser
:LT Sebastian--fighter pilot
:Sgt. Mu Shue
:Sgt. Chief &
:Sgt. Teddy--hoomin Navy liaisons
:Pvt. Minx
:Pvt. Mittens
:Pvt. Ferris
:Pvt. Charcoal
:Pvt. Jasmine
:Pvt. Spanky
:Pvt. Rum Tum Tigger
:Pvt. Goalie
:Pvt. Byng

:BOB2S

:Majer Bayli--offiser in charge

:1LT Mufasa--communicashuns eggspert
:Sgt. Casey
:Pvt. Muffin
:Pvt. Chloe
:Pvt. Simba (Wiscatsin)
:Sgt. Crystal
:Pvt. Panther *
:Pvt. EmmaJean
:Pvt. Kiko
:Pvt. Lightning

:CAT (Covert Akshuns Team)

:LT Simba (PumaKit) & LT Gervais--co-leaders
:Pvt. Xena, pooter technishun & soljer

:Fire Team (Bazookas)

:Sgt. Gonzo (Gonzilla Gonzo King of all da Pooh-Fire Monsturs)

:Tank Corps

:Pvt. Babba (serves part-time in support uf CAT / BOBS2 units)
:Dr. Maxie Rose (part-time)
:Sgt. Pepper (part-time)

:(Dis) Orderly Room

:Capt. Sam--offiser in charge

:Sgt. Norton
:Cpl. Louis
:Pvt. Whiskers
:Sgt. Popoki *
:Mascots Sam & Harry

:MeowChat Army Meowdical Unit (MAMU)

:Majer BearBear--head nursiekit and offiser in charge

:1LT Munchkin

:LT Boo
:LT Maddie
:LT Minette
:LT Shelby
:LT Sophie-Marie
:LT Tita
:LT Diana
:LT Mushka
:LT Nikki
:LT Patches *
:Nursekit-in-Training Poucette
:Dr. Maxie Rose
:Dr. Ludokit (on long term leave)

:B.A.R.N.C.A.T.S. (Bob Area Relocation to Nature; Catch And Transport to Safety)
:Dis furry eleet team is maintaining anonymity (shudder).

:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Harts Club MeowChat Army Marchin' Band

:Sgt. Pepper--drum majer & band leader (also LT in Meowine Reserffs)

:Cpl. Angel
:Pvt. Mikey (St.Louie)
:Pvt. Mikey (Geowgia)
:Pvt. Panther
:Pvt. Popoki
:Pvt. Conner (drums)
:Pvt. Luci
:Pvt. Patches
:Pvt. Dash -- drum majer

:Spiritual Services Unit

:Capt. Chaplin Father Tom *
:1LT Rabbikit
:LT Reverend Michael (St.Louie) *

:* Deenotes soljers to be eggscused fur band practiss when not on actiff dooty

:FORMER MEMBERS - LOST OR GONE TO RAINBOW BRIDGE (In Memorium)

:BOBS / CAT teams
:Pvt. Shy
:Pvt. Timid
:Genral Spunky, posthumously pwomoted to 5-star Genral -- 1/21/2001
:Cpl. Scanner, Communications
:(Dis)Orderly Room
:MSgt. Ralph -- 8/23/2001
:Cpl. Louis
:MAMU
:Pvt. Kayla
:Civilian Consultants
:Capt. Ted

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