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Posted by gonzokat on January 11, 2003 at 09:54:35:
In Reply to: Re: Wets do wunch posted by CayennePepper on January 11, 2003 at 08:16:13:
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:: Hi dere Pepperina, my name is GOnzanetta. How do you do? would you like 2 or 3 or 34 tea cakes? THey are delish wiff da catnip tea. Ummmm, Mrs. Shorty, please order another tray of cucumber sammiches and curry chickun sammiches, we seem to be runnink short. Gonzonetta stuffs her pockets full of sammiches and peppperina catches on and starts doing the same as well. Gonzanetta's dress gets so tight it starts pullink at the seams. Pepperina pulss out her handy dany sewing kit and starts stitching her up. ::THe kits are all as happy as can be. : : Pepperina and GOnzonetta go into the store with the other girls and browse through all the silk and lace. Pepperina is taken by some lavender camisoles and underoos that she finds and buys 10 of each without so much as trying them on. Gonzonetta strolls through the store and looks a little down as she goes to reach rack and finds that they sell nothing in her size. She needs talls and plus sizes and victoria secret does not carry things for that population. GOnzonetta at first starts to cry a bit, but then goes up to the saleskit ready to give her a piece of her mind, which she can not spare... Then Gonzonetta remembers that deep down under all of tiggers clothing the she is a he and he don't need nuffing from that ole victoria secret any ole way and she hops next door to Rochester's Big and Tall for men and Buys a bunch of boxer shorts and sticks them in an empty Victoria Secret Bag. He buys lots of different Valentine designs. SOme even have Scooby Doo and lips all over them. After the girls finish shopping they go to Mrs. FIelds and get a cookie and soda. To Gonzonetta's surprise they all start pulling everything out of their bags for show and tell. Gonzonetta has to think really quick. THese are for my new hubbywhee sammywhee for Valentines Day. he is a big boy so that explains the size. memeehehee Do you think he would like them? GOnzonetta giggles and goes up to the counter for 5 more cookies in a to go bag. She hasn't eaten in ages and is so hungry that she doesn't even make it home with the cookies. gonzonetta
::::well, so, but, anyway, Pepperina and Gonzanetta are just getting along famously. They gabbing away like two old broads what not seed each odder in a eon. But, alas, soon the waiter kit brings the check and it time to leaf. Pepperina, the generous and lovely kit him, er I mean her is insists upon picking up the tab for the whole group; despite the protests of Shorty who had invited every and told them ahead of time that it was her treat. Shorty finally relinguishes the check to Pepperina and thanks him, er ah her profusely. But, Pepperina just waves her away with a blush and a smile. Someone suggests that the day is still young and why doesn't they all go for a walk down the street and stop in that Victoria's Secret's lingerie shop and each pick out something to wear for Valentine's Day which will be here in a few weeks. Pepperina and Gonzonetta look at each odder and start giggling like two school girlkits. "Oh sure!!" says every. And, so the ladie's luncheon group head off down the street to Victoria's Secret (with two 'unruly ladies' traisping off in the rear of the group giggling and laughing and holding them sides so they won't burst with giddiness::::
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