Posted by PHPuma on August 18, 2002 at 00:32:32:
In Reply to: Introducing ... the PumaKits ! posted by PHPuma on August 18, 2002 at 00:17:47:
When I was a furry tiny babykit (jest a liddle inkspot, I'z told), I wuz rescued fwum a bad sitiashun. A lady who heard uf the rescue and who heard that homes were needed brought me to my new Mom and new fureffur home. I wuz purrty sick fur quite a while, haffin twubbles wif parasites that resisted medicines. But after seberal weeks, a new medicine killed dose parasites, and I started eating and growing and neffur looked back! I love to get into jest bout anything, but I speshully had fun perching on top uf the birdie cage that was here fur awhile. I don't know why Daddy didn't belief me when I said my paws were inside that cage just to "pet" the birdies! Daddy tried wiring that cage door shut, but I kept managing to get it open. Finally, Daddy founded anuffer home fur those birdies, durn it! They looked so delicious ... er ... I mean purrty, dat's it! I started meowing online bout 3 years back, when our meow chat furrends were still on AOL, and haff moved twicet now. But at least our furrends are still wif us, and we haff established a wunnerful MeowChat Village, where I runs my furry own Karate and Self Defense Studio. And I met and fell in luff wif my furry own purrincess Diana and married her in a bootiful MeowChat Wedding ceremony. I'z also commoonity-minded and joined the MeowChat Army. I'z Captain Midnight (uf course!), a tommyhawk mishun planner, planning litterbomb mishuns against eny evil peoples wot hurts cats, goggies, other animals, or peoples who luffs animals. I has a gleaming stare wot drives chills into the hearts uf evil-do-ers. "We serve so other kits kin know peace." Come on down and visit us in MeowChat Village! You kin meow wif us in What's Mew Meeting Hall or chat wif us in MeowChat on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. Midnight PumaKit, purroud hubbykit uf Diana DexConDi
Meows! I'm Midnight, a 16-lb yellow-eyed, long-haired black guykit, born in late March of 1997, and the offishul spokesguykit uf the PumaKits!
